Porn is love you can see.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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