all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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