Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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