I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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