we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I seem to have left my pride at pride
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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