You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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