omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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