4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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