Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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