you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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