Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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