3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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