it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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