come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I want to fling myself into the sun
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
