I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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