apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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