Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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