Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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