Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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