would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?