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  things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.

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  dear god, who put you in a cab?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.

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