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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl

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  you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina

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  wtf

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM

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  Stall or urinal?

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