I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.