Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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