kristin has been a bad kristin
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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