So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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