on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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