So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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