He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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