ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You can't just leave with hair like that
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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