when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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