my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I supernannyed him into submission
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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