Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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