so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She bit a glass in half.
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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