oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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