I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
they're like a gay fantastic four
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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