I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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