What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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