Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!