i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.