im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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