Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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