Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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