Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Omg I joined a choir last night...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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