im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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