The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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