i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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