Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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