I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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