But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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