Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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