thus making me awesome and them whores
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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