I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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