Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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