fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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