i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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