Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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