Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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