Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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